Frown Week: Raiding is Synchronized Swimming

Raiding is the video game equivalent of synchronized swimming. In case you don’t watch the Summer Olympics, that’s the event in which eight very fit (attractive) women get together in a pool, complete with swim caps like your Grandma used to wear on summer vacations, and proceed to … Do handstands at the same time in the pool. And get judged by, well, I don’t know… swimming-pool-handstand experts. The criteria? How well are the eight women moving in unison. Look, despite yesterday’s profanity-laden post extolling the lack of intelligence in the time vs. casual vs. hardcore vs. lazy-video-gamers, I like to keep things clean at TooDamnEpic. Therefore, I shall not make a joke like, “Damn, I’d like to judge  eight hot chicks in swim...